On the Subject of Sport

I have a kayak.  Like everything else around here it’s MINE.  Like everything else around here my humans use it without permission and for some reason that seems to need to involve water too.

Like I said: What possesses them?

How about a nice game of hide’n’seek?  How about some tearing up and down the garden leaping into and out of bushes?  I always know where you are but it keeps you entertained.  The trick I find is to be able to sense when they are tiring of it and get back to the house before they do.  If they win, they shut the door.  The ignominy.  I’ve never shut them out yet, but I win more often than they do these days.

My Kayak

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