Rain

It’s getting a bit tedious isn’t it?  All this rain?  If it carries on much longer I risk turning into a sloth.  I know, you’re thinking spend too much time sleeping and laying about indoors, but I’m more concerned about the potential for growing green, slimey fur.

My garage is damp, the patio seems to be permanently under water, and the garden is water-logged which makes the toilet business unpleasant digging.

F makes me wipe me feet when I come indoors.  If I don’t, she does it for me.  It’s nice to have properly trained staff.  She wasn’t paying proper attention the other day so I left a muddy paw print on some white laundry. 

That’ll teach her.