A small human has been staying at my home this week. (This one is a bit big to eat. I don’t want to eat small humans in any event but no one can stop me wishing that something would.)
Small humans are invariably obsessed with fur – my fur.
Small humans have very heavy hands and very sticky fingers.
Small humans make an ear-splitting noise if you put a hole in them – so I keep my claws and teeth to myself.
I can however, nonchalantly lead small humans into huge prickly bushes, or close to the beehives…….that gets large humans exercised and they drag the small human away.
Peace …….for a while.
Small humans seem to take an awfully long time to mature into big humans …
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