Today, I guarded the office while the whole team went out for lunch. I saw the boss set the alarm as he left. Good thing I didn't go exploring while they were out I would have set that thing off and then the police come out.
That could have started a whole new meme on 'cat burglar'.
Lunch was apparently some kind of investigative mission. Before they went out there had been discussion about a party and invitations, but the office, normally a quiet place, generally was some kind of mad-house.
Everyone was talking at once. There were 7 people and about 8 topics under simultaneous discussion.
F was trying to do something that required the printer to work, and it wouldn't (it took 4 hours for a print command to produce an effect - a snail could span the distance between computer and office printer faster than that. Scanned documents coming back the other way take even longer.) There was lots of going back and forth and checking other computers and printer connections and doing the turn it off turn it on again thing, eventually F was tossing her specs aside and swearing under her breath
From my igloo on F's desk I watched the whole circus through half-closed eyes. It was like the music on the merry go round was getting faster and faster. Why do you humans do this stuff?
F promised me some chicken from lunch. She shouldn't make promises she can't keep. Lunch had no chicken - just seafood - which both she and I dislike A LOT.
I did however get chicken when we got home this evening. F made a cake. Tomorrow we have to work out how to safely transport it to work.
F says it looks burnt but the colour is mainly due to dark brown sugar. I believe her but 1000s wouldn't.