Mania

Data (as in the ethereal thing we use to communicate these days) is in limited supply to me at present. I need to upgrade my phone contract - an expensive part of life in this country. 

Once a week I go into Havelock and buy myself a night in the camping ground - do my laundry, empty the chemical toilet, have two hot showers, and use their WiFi.

This week I also drove down to Blenheim before slogging back to my outback project and treated myself to a new pair of boots and a small peanut chocolate bar, a visit to a super supermarket, a gas bottle refill, and a coffee in a real cafe.  And I visited the offices of 
1. the Marlborough District Council building inspectors, 
2. A geo-engineering business, and 
3. An earth moving business that installs septic tank sewage systems.
Lovely 1970s floor covering in my caravan
Oh the joys. What happened to a trip to the bright lights to attend some cultural event... theatre or music?

At the hardware store a bloke came out to swap my gas bottle over. I offered to show him the evidence that I had paid the cashier already.  He said he trusted me. "If you can't trust working people who can you trust?"

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I was wearing a boilersuit at the time.

I wear a boilersuit most of the time these days.  It might not be giving an accurate impression of how I spend my time.

How do I spend my time?  Land clearance mostly. 

By hand. 

Faced with a rapidly expanding onslaught of blackberry trying to suffocate the life out of the place, I have finally resorted to herbicide. I feel guilty but I needed to slow it down.  Digging, I'm clearing a few square metres per day - more where it is only gorse, less where the fight includes dense blackberry. I have about 3800 square metres to go. I daren't do the maths.

Planning site layout has hit a glitch - new district environmental plan. I'll spare you the details but suffice to say I need 'data' for emailing. Lots.

The stupidity of the situation is that in my head I sited the house and shed so as to be out of the line of sight that the neighbours above me have towards the water, and to avoid overlooking the personal spaces of the neighbours below me. New rules are trying to force my buildings to be exactly where they will cause the most disruption to my neighbours' enjoyment of their respective properties. 

Now I have to make some sort of application for exemption.

The silliest part is that all three neighbours built on their land before that law change and they backed their sheds right up to their boundaries.  I am being constrained by a new 8 metre offset from boundaries rule .... nuff said.

Meanwhile because it's  what I do, I have established a temporary veg garden - winter greens. Kale. Beet greens. Parsley. Nappa cabbages.  Given the extent of the challenge here it smacks of desperation.  I hear the laughter of mania pinging around my head.. hehehehahahehahehehehahaha.a.a.a....

Not Quite Right (que Supertramp)





Perspective

Yesterday's slash pile

Assembling a supply of bbq fuel (gorse sticks and manuka stumps)

Comments

  1. Your boots look serious enough, they could probably do all the work by themselves! The land is gorgeous , in spite of bureaucratic blah blah tossing wrenches into the works at every chance, you have a beautiful bit of land there! A garden already! Well done, you!!! Impressive.

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  2. Hari OM
    Yeah, good luck with that blackberry...... though dealing with council regs may be even thornier.

    That Boho chic tile pattern flooring is back in fashion donchya know... and is sometimes used as splashback/shower surround, too. Perhaps not in shades of sepia, but still. Those boots mean business! YAM xx

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    1. It seems that the surveyor recommended to me is an absolute gem - made enquiries with the Resource Consents officer and reported back that my application would be treated favorably (favorable to me and my neighbours). Common sense, it seems, does exist is planning departments.

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    2. Oh and PS - you might be right about that design resurrection. I may even be guilty of adopting it without seeing the loop around - gave me an idea for a post.

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  3. Snazzy boots. Red tape and councils. They just want to flaunt power.
    Your being considerate to your neighbours. But they apparently know better.
    I hope you get the exemption, and that your garden kicks off nicely

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    1. Boots made in Australia. Seems Downunder knows that women need work boots too.

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  4. Sounds like you have a good Resource Consent officer.
    Nice boots!!

    Having seen a stop frame sequence of plants....and most hardly moved, apart from brambles that looked to be growing fast even when slowed down...I don't blame you for the change in tactics

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  5. Good luck with the planning decision...and the blackberry jungle. I am in awe if how much backbreaking work you get through!

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  6. You will know every inch of your land and buildings by the time you've finished, but what a wonderful thing it will be. Just the view is sufficient to calm the busiest soul.

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  7. I will start with the first thing I did, popped out to figure out what a boiler suit is. Coveralls.. now I know another word... you are a working woman, and I know no other woman who could do what you are doing minus the man in your life and out there in what I thought was wilderness and worried there was no one near by to help if you got hurt. I feel better knowing you can see the roofs of neighbors.
    as for dealing with any kind of contractor for any thing at all, I just hate it. we have so many stupid rules to follow. I had very similar flooring in my first 3 homes in Georgia. all bout in the mid 60's to late 70's. what goes around comes around.. you do have a lovely view. maybe show us some photos of all your land..

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  8. Get the digger in! Not the manual one. You've got serious work clothes. Love the bootz

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    1. Digger is arriving next month (then I have to learn to operate it with delicacy - I don't want random holes about the place.)

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  9. My pigs would have helped to clear and dig and fertilize your new veg plot.

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    1. My plan had been goats but I haven't found any for hire yet.

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  10. Clearing it yourself is hard work but it's a good way to make sure it gets done properly.

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