Chopper

It clattered over the bay for a few minutes before it occured to me it seemed to be stationary over a friends place on the other side of the water. He's a fiercely independent old codger (I'll tell him I published that) who lives alone in an 'off-grid' house, on a steep hillside, surrounded by dense forest.

He gives me tips on scrub-cutting and how to trap possums… I taught him how to fillet a pineapple 😁

His recent whitebaiting trip turned out to be shorter than he'd advertised and I got a message to say he was back and thanks for watering his strawberries (I hadn't - the gods took care of that); so I knew he was at home.

Scuttling round my caravan for a better view I was in time to see someone being lowered out of the air ambulance directly beside his house (nowhere to land over there).

S**T

Turns out he'd dislocated his hip. The new joint had only been installed a couple of months back.  He messaged me later from hospital to say

- "pls look after my strawberries'🍓  and

- they'd given him some happy drugs and he was waiting to have his hip put back in, and

- some people will do anything to get their next fix and a ride in a helicopter."

Pain hadn't dulled his self-deprecating humour.

Once again the gods are watering his strawberries but he apparently was able to walk out when discharged an hour or so later. (His son lives a couple of driveways over from me so had to do the 2 hour drive to fetch him back.) I wonder if he was negotiating the long outdoor stairs to his strawberry garden when.....

Some people will do anything for fresh strawberries.

No photos so here's Scully illustrating a worried look.

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  1. Love these old codger stories. The don't let anything phaze them, just get on with living. Like the fierce old dames here

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    1. If he spoke the same language he and your neighbour Vasso might have some interesting conversations.

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  2. Scully illustrates well.
    That is something I can feel easy with in NZ...that dry humour despite everything. Well.. that is what gets you through whatever Life chucks at you.

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    1. We should discuss that sometime - not everyone gets it - and I have a story too long to relate her about watching Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings (part II) in a Danish cinema; listening to the English (as a native) and reading the Danish sub-titles. The kiwi humour didn't translate and even my English husband missed a lot of it.

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