Launched

Mr B saw me do it.

I scrambled onto the bed, studied F for a short while before launching myself - four feet in the air and landing on her as hard as I could. 

He told tales on me.  F was still half asleep and hadn't really worked out where the attack came from.

Now she knows and there's talk of retaliatory action.....


If it's disturbed sleep we are talking about, I am always going to win that one.  I can sleep while she's working.

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  1. Yamini MacLean1 February 2022 at 11:59

    Hari om
    Stealth attack, the realm of the feline!!! Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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    1. Tigger's Mum1 February 2022 at 14:56

      Nothing stealthy about a 6 and half kg cat Yam-Aunty. xxx Mr T

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  2. JayCee1 February 2022 at 12:57

    There are more gentle ways to wake up a person, you know Mr T!

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    1. Tigger's Mum1 February 2022 at 14:55

      You mean like ...a smack on the face for example?

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  3. Hilary1 February 2022 at 14:27

    Oh my goodness, I can see you doing that and it made me laugh out loud, so much in fact I was worried the wardrode fitter would think I had gone mad. Thank you for the telling the story.

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    1. Tigger's Mum1 February 2022 at 14:56

      Keep a good eye on those wardrobe fitters - I had to when they did ours in UK. Cats are excellent supervisors. xxx mr T

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  4. MadSnapper1 February 2022 at 15:45

    I could see this in my head as it happened, and I did get a great laugh. thanks for my midmorning laugh and a fantastic minds eye view. Startled comes to mind

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    1. MadSnapper2 February 2022 at 16:01

      yes, this human did SEE the LOOK on Beaus face and fully understand what he was saying! He said to tell you he really despises photos and wishes I would just stop it

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    2. Tigger's Mum4 February 2022 at 07:24

      Tell Beau - I am with him on that. Photos are the devils work.

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  5. angela1 February 2022 at 20:44

    Was she late feeing you?
    That wasn’t very nice, would of been hilarious, but not very nice lol

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  6. Amy2 February 2022 at 21:32

    Yes cats like do to that lol. Bruno just dribbles on our faces when we are lying down.

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  7. At Home In New Zealand3 February 2022 at 01:51

    Haha, shades of Simon's Cat in your behaviour there Tigger :)

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  8. LC3 February 2022 at 16:50


    Hi Tigger! Just saw you via MadSnapper. Sorry to say Hubby doesn't like cats, although cats seem to really like him, snuggling when we are at our son's house overnight and prowling around our yard and on our porch when we are home. The gift of a kitten I named Snowflake joined my life when I was 10-years-old. For almost 10 years she supplied me, family and friends with entertainment, laughter, cuddles, and occasional motherly discipline when she decided to give an available bare arm a bath. As long as the arm stayed obediently still for the bath, she didn't pierce the skin. I am catless right now and happy I can enjoy your wise and wonderful feline observations.

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    1. Tigger's Mum4 February 2022 at 07:27

      Hello LC - Snowflake sounds like she was your best friend. I don't lick humans - I wouldn't want them licking me, but I do purr into them occasionally.
      Some humans are so stand-offish (and they say that about we cats!) xxx Mr T

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