We bought a big green and white football at the laiki on the way to work on Tuesday. It looked fairly heavy and certainly constituted a sizeable ballast weight in the bottom half of my Donkey.
By the time we reached work I had decided that I didn't like the big green and white football. It was creating a distraction. People were commenting on it. It might have stripes but it is a vegetable, inanimate, a blob.
I am the star attraction...
Fortunately it wasn't long before I noticed that F had started filleting it. Seeds aside, the flesh looks a bit like fresh tuna steak, but there the similarity ends. It is disappointingly boring stuff.